out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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