Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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