There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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