Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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