let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just google imaged poop.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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