how can u be prego again
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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