Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
