Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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