even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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