so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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