it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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