I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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