My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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