Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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