They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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