Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize