im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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