id be glad to
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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