A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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