just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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