The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
im having a threesome with these popsicles
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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