A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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