I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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