Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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