Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
