butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Houston, we have a blender
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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