We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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