We're like a lot better than the average bears
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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