Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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