I wish I could punch you in the face.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
