So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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