But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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