at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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