i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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