I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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