I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Randomize
