I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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