Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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