I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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