what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize