; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
