I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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