i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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