it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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