man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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