Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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