I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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