Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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