It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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