i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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