Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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