i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I want a musical about memes.
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