Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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