My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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