what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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