Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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