dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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