i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
All the doctor said was why
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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