Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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